Who thought that ‘saddling’ the Columbian women’s cycling team with this flesh-coloured strip was a good idea? No woman would have the bare-faced cheek to come up with such a concept – would they?
Ask the designer to ‘stress test’ the look by wearing it in public for a few days!
Let’s see if the designer has anything else to add – a proper pair of cycling shorts perhaps?
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What is Skelpt Arse?
To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?
Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!
We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!