Rude? There’s no excuse!

  • Prince-Philip-220_786876c

    Accusation:

    So you're having a great day, chatting and laughing with lots of lovely people then you have that one encounter that just ruins the moment... you speak to someone rude. Now, manners don't cost anything, and politeness isn't that hard to achieve so why do some people insist on spoiling your day? I'm sure we've all got out of the wrong side of bed at some time or another but just because you're in a crabbit mood (another good Scottish word...) ...

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Soshul Meeja Gurus

  • social media monster

    Accusation

    Ghost writers on Twitter, Facebook, Linkedin et al are destroying the very concept of social networking and desperately need a skelpt arse. Wait, no they don't, they are just doing a job.  It's the lame brains who can't think, type or speak for themselves but can't let the new millennium pass without paying for something i or e that need a skelpt arse. I've even sat beside some of these clowns and heard them boast about how they ...

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Driving Miss Daisy Crazy

  • What old people do for fun

    Accusation

    Old people behind the wheel are bloody dangerous. This video is only the half of it. How many of you have driven behind an old git, only to be driven to the point of distraction by their slow driving, lack of signals and dodgy maneouvres. When you're driving in rush hour to get to a meeting there is nothing worse than finding yourself stuck behind an old fart with no more ability - or inclination - ...

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What is Skelpt Arse?

To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?

Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!

We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!

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