Columbian Cycling Team Saddled with Flesh-Coloured Strip

Accusation

Who thought that ‘saddling’ the Columbian women’s cycling team with this flesh-coloured strip was a good idea?  No woman would have the bare-faced cheek to come up with such a concept – would they?

Recommendation

Ask the designer to ‘stress test’ the look by wearing it in public for a few days!

Representation

Let’s see if the designer has anything else to add – a proper pair of cycling shorts perhaps?

Give em a slap
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To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?

Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!

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