Outrageous Insurance

Accusation

Outrageous, insurance for young drivers today that is! Insurance companies are making a killing out of the people who are struggling the most in these hard times; the parents of teenagers. The average young male driver who wants his own insurance will on average pay £1500! This, in most cases, is more expensive than the car! Its forcing young people to become a named driver on other people’s cars but they are actually the main driver…. Why is it so expensive?

Recommendation

I would recommend that instead of the insurance companies stereotyping the whole of the young male population as mental cases, who crash on a regular basis, that they personalise insurance ratings. This could be judged on the amount of minors you get in your practical test.

Representation

Do you have any suggestions to stop the bigoted insurance companies, milking the human race of any more money?  Time to stick it to the “man”.

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1 Comment

  • It’s sexist, what about all the girls? Suppose they don’t have “go faster stripes” and “strobing headlights” though so maybe it’s a boy thing!

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