Magic Poop Collector


Well, I’ve never seen anything like this available in the UK and don’t imagine many other people have either!

I think the advert text speaks for itself:

“An amazing new device that picks up after your dog without any hassles. Dog feces is extremely dangerous to people even if you pick it up. A residue is left over and can cause blindness, liver damage and death. The Pootrap solves these problems once and for all”


If the manufacturers are considering launching it in the UK, then DON’T! Unless of course you want to become the laughing stock of the dog owning fraternity.


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  • That is some kind of weird contraption that only the Americans could conceive! There’ll be some kind of litigious angle to as well no doubt!

  • Eeew, that’s just, it’s just, no I mean it’s ….

    I can confirm that McLeod and Harley will not be modelling the Magic Poop Collector.

    Not ever!

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