On the buses

Accusation

M’Lud, I present before the case of FirstBus! Can you tell me why, when they hike the fares up yet again, do they still run ancient old buses that stink and have seats that are only suitable for Primary 1 kids. I do not want to cram my 5 foot 9 body into a tiny wee space and end up with skint knees and no feeling in my arse because seat belt thingy sticks about a foot up into the air!

The case for the prosecution rests on it’s numb bum

Recommendation

That FirstBus replace said buses with ones for grown ups.

Representation

Plea .. yeh right