And Your Mother Too!

Accusation

Fernando Alonso was such a bad loser in the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. Why did he take it out on poor Petrov who drove his socks off in a good car to keep track position?

Recommendation

Fernando should have a go at his team – they lost him the championship. Give him a good old Spanish skelping!

Representation

Open and shut case m’lud.

Give em a slap
Light SlapMild SlapSlap them around a bitHard SlapYer Skelpt! (13 slaps, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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  • Was that a fist shake or a suspect hand gesture? Hmmm shake and vac possibly…

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What is Skelpt Arse?

To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?

Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!

We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!

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