Liar, liar, pants on fire


Gillian McKeith is a big FAKE. We’ve all heard about the fact that she bought her “doctorate” online and when she was outed she reverted back to plain old Gillian McKeith.  What does that tell us? She has a track record of being less than truthful.

To hear her claim she’d not watched “I’m a Celebrity Get me Outta Here” was so nauseating, especially when she said “the only person who would undersand what it was like to be put through so many jungle trials was Katie Price”.

The woman wouldn’t know what the truth was even if it transformed into a big dirty cockroach and ran up her drawers (and we all know who would be more traumatised by that experience!)

I have never seen such pathetic attempts at; faux fainting, playing the helpless female card, poor me, I’m so hard done by act and the plain stupid “I don’t know how to work a digger” scenario.


Just stop it, take a long hard look in the mirror and realise that you are no one special, you are only fooling yourself.


Your jungle team mates and the entire population have got your number, you are a big fat liar.  What have you got to say in your defence?  We’re waiting…

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    Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) :
    How to Recognize a Narcissist
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  • You know there’s a Gillian McKeith dance, don’t you?

    You jump up and down slapping yourself all over, going “OMG OMG WHAT WAS THAT?”

  • It’s more than her arse that needs skelpt

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  • That Mckeith woman is probably not suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If anything she is a histrionic. BTW the name comes from the greek for “Actor” rather than hysterical. Histrionic Personality Disorder is a pukka behavioural problem, have a look at wiki or something and you’ll see what I mean. Most histrionics can get away with it if they’re young and beautiful, they normally appear to need rescuing. When they get old its harder for them to pull it off and they just end up looking like….well Gillian McKeith. If you have any dealings with Personality Disordered people the one thing youi will recognise (unfortunately often with the benefit of hindsight) is that there’s something just not quite right with their behaviour. Now Katie Price is an absolutely classic 100% narcissist.

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