Death of The Truffle!


Imagine the delight in opening a box of celebrations to find they now include Twix in the mini chocolate family!

That delight soon turned to disgust as it dawned on the gathered crowd that although Twix is a welcome edition, the little  bully had taken the place of the faithful Truffle!

There was no warning, it just came out of nowhere! What do you have to say for yourselves Mars?


Perhaps next time Mars decide to make a change to one of Britains most loved sweets, they should consult the consumer!

Where else on the market can you find this creamy chocolately praline of yummy-ness?


Mars probably made the decision based on cost cutting.

It’s just not on…

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