Despite it being Summer Solstice I was striding through Central Station on the rain induced, arse over tit, trip hazard of a floor, eager to get home after the dampest and most dismal of days! I had just reached the narrow part of the station, just before you head down the escalators en route to the dingy, lower level platforms, when an incident befitting of a skelptarse occurred!
A female was being dragged along in front of me by a chunky, low to the ground Pit Bull Terrier. In an instant the dog had arrested it’s stride and hunkered down and deposited, what can only be described as, “the skitters” all over the floor!! The owner appeared to care not a jot, pulled on the dog’s lead and frog marched it down the stairs pronto, leaving a steaming, stinking pile of poo for all and sundry to slip and slide their way through!
Dog owners should carry pooper scooper equipment with them at all times!
There’s no excuse for such behaviour, that woman is responsible for creating a trip and health hazard of disgusting proportions whilst violating the concourse of Central Station!! I reckon she put a lot of commuters off their dinner too!
She is wholeheartedly deserving of a SKELPTARSE, if you agree get skelping below – just do it!!!
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What is Skelpt Arse?
To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?
Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!
We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!