Hair-larious

Accusation

Whilst walking through Central Station I was accosted by the sight of a rotund man who was not only stretching the boundaries of “middle age” to the extreme, but was also sporting an offensive beard plait!

I defy anyone to call this normal or acceptable behaviour!

Recommendation

A BIG pair of scissors, followed by a skelptarse for such odious deportment.

Representation

I await the case for the defence…

Give em a slap
Light SlapMild SlapSlap them around a bitHard SlapYer Skelpt! (17 slaps, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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What is Skelpt Arse?

To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?

Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!

We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!

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