Budget for 2012 – Aye Right!

Illustration by Phil Burns & post by AnElephantCant


We are all in this together

But the rich don’t have enough

The poor are just so greedy

Do they really need so much?


Rich people only work if they know they will get richer

Poor people just won’t work unless they are really poor

So it seems a whole lot fairer to take money off the old folk

Who cares? We know that they’ll be dead long before me and you are


Stop moaning all you folk out there

All this griping is unhealthy

If you want some help from George Osborne

All you need is to be wealthy


Forty plus years of PAYE

NI Vat and Council Tax

Stop your whining

There’s a silver lining

Davie Cameron knows the facts


It costs old folk 300 quid

To save Georgie 40k

You are out of luck

He doesn’t give a hoot

Because you are old and bald or grey


So you thought you’d have some comfort

A warm fire a cup of tea

You daft old cretin

You should not bet on

Any help from a rich Tory



Set fire to the hairiest part of the the callous self-serving illegitimati



They are Tories, they know no better

Give em a slap
Light SlapMild SlapSlap them around a bitHard SlapYer Skelpt! (4 slaps, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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