Olympic Failure as Security Buckles

Accusation

When everyone is fighting to win work security buckles at the London 2012 Olympics.

CEO of G4S Nick Buckles has bitten off more than he can chew when his company won the contract to provide all security for this summer’s Olympics.  Mr Buckles is now considering his position as G4S fail to supply the level of security to fulfil the Olympic contract.

Business is tight for everyone, so why oh why were G4S so greedy? – Don’t pretend you can deliver when you clearly can’t ya numptyheids!

Recommendation

Buckle under the pressure and resign Nick!

Representation

Your performance to date has not been medal worthy.

We won’t hold our breath to hear your side of the story Nick…

Give em a slap
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1 Comment

  • Wow that was odd. I just wrote an really long comment but after I clicked submit
    my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing
    all that over again. Regardless, just wanted to say wonderful blog!

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