Olympic Failure as Security Buckles


When everyone is fighting to win work security buckles at the London 2012 Olympics.

CEO of G4S Nick Buckles has bitten off more than he can chew when his company won the contract to provide all security for this summer’s Olympics.  Mr Buckles is now considering his position as G4S fail to supply the level of security to fulfil the Olympic contract.

Business is tight for everyone, so why oh why were G4S so greedy? – Don’t pretend you can deliver when you clearly can’t ya numptyheids!


Buckle under the pressure and resign Nick!


Your performance to date has not been medal worthy.

We won’t hold our breath to hear your side of the story Nick…

Give em a slap
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