All the Blackberry, Android and Windows users out there really hate the smugness of Apple fanatics – no one has the right to be this sycophantic, do they?
Confiscate the sycophants Apple toys for a day and give them a #skelptarse into the bargain!
Mon’ then show us what’ve you got Applets…
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What is Skelpt Arse?
To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?
Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!
We've got a sliding scale of 'skelpitness' from a light smack or a pure, red, stinger? You decide!