#skelptarse for Sycophantic Apple Fans…


All the Blackberry, Android and Windows users out there really hate the smugness of Apple fanatics – no one has the right to be this sycophantic, do they?


Confiscate the sycophants Apple toys for a day and give them a #skelptarse into the bargain!


Mon’ then show us what’ve you got Applets…


Give em a slap
Light SlapMild SlapSlap them around a bitHard SlapYer Skelpt! (10 slaps, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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To use a splendid bit of sadly, now seldom-used Scottish vernacular, whose 'arse' definitely needs 'skelpt'?

Who or what has been letting you down, letting our magnificent country down or who generally needs brought into line. Politicians? Overly politically-correct-mandarins? Jobsworth civil-servants? Service industry specialists who've not been servicing? You tell us!

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