In Flight Fag – Smokin’ NOT!

Accusation

Okay, so the no smoking rule on planes has been there for a long time, and there are signs everywhere, so NO it is not alright to light up in the toilets 4 hours into a transatlantic flight – I don’t care if it is an addiction, buy some patches and get on with it!

For the record, I was more than happy to press the call button and alert the flight attendants!

Recommendation

Well, if you can’t handle the duration of the flight then don’t fly or get some patches!  Nothing else to add here…….

Representation

What more can be added, the rest of the people sitting remotely close to the toilets all felt the same way!

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